If you don't feel like spending money on all the christmas presents, this insurance policy is what you need.
Description of the accident insured: the governments of the member countries of the UN Security Council simultaneously officially prohibit celebrations of Christmas and/or the UNO officially announces death of Santa Claus, which results in deep moral suffering of the insured.
- UN resolutions.
Insurer informing procedure:
- Christmas postcard.
- Validity period:
through December 24 of the current year;
- Insurance coverage:
depends on the estimated level of suffering of the insured, but not exceeding $100,000.